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God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
Evidence? Where was your cat btw? Just so I can cross tyrannosaurs off the list.

You obviously weren't aware, but "The Theory of Evolution" or "Evolution" is conversational shorthand for "The Theory of Evolution by Natural Selection". Evolution is the change observed in the distribution and composition of fossil remains we find as we dig through the strata. Natural Selection is the theory that proposes a mechanism for how this occurred. That life evolved is obvious to anyone with a shovel. How, is the part that was elusive until fairly recently (when genetic sequencing nailed the door shut on your djinn and his little genesis narrative). Of course this is all a massive conspiracy.

Science teachers get paid btw.

You know what, I'm going to help you here because you're doing so poorly that it's starting to feel like I'm kicking a corpse.

Step 1, decide on a date or range of time for the moment of creation. Try to be as specific as possible. Now show that nothing existed before this date. You like the "in the beginning" verse, so, when was that?
(spare me links to creation journals, if that's the only source you have, just cliff note it, your own words)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by TheouLive - September 20, 2011 at 8:11 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Cinjin - September 20, 2011 at 8:18 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Cinjin - September 20, 2011 at 8:45 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 24, 2011 at 7:36 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 24, 2011 at 6:30 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 26, 2011 at 4:45 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Erinome - September 20, 2011 at 8:55 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by padraic - September 20, 2011 at 9:27 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by TheouLive - September 20, 2011 at 10:09 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Cinjin - September 21, 2011 at 12:12 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by fr0d0 - September 21, 2011 at 1:18 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 24, 2011 at 6:51 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by theVOID - September 24, 2011 at 8:31 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by padraic - September 24, 2011 at 6:58 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 24, 2011 at 7:31 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by fr0d0 - September 25, 2011 at 5:52 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Stucky - September 26, 2011 at 10:06 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Shell B - September 26, 2011 at 1:08 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Stucky - September 26, 2011 at 10:35 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Stucky - September 26, 2011 at 10:50 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Cinjin - September 26, 2011 at 12:18 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 26, 2011 at 7:58 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 27, 2011 at 1:15 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 27, 2011 at 2:07 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 27, 2011 at 6:42 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 27, 2011 at 10:16 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Shell B - September 27, 2011 at 7:48 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Shell B - September 27, 2011 at 8:23 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 28, 2011 at 4:12 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 28, 2011 at 5:23 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 28, 2011 at 6:06 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 29, 2011 at 6:59 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 29, 2011 at 3:41 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Erinome - September 29, 2011 at 4:21 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 29, 2011 at 5:25 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Erinome - September 29, 2011 at 7:02 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 29, 2011 at 6:50 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 29, 2011 at 7:40 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Erinome - September 29, 2011 at 8:40 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 29, 2011 at 8:52 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Erinome - September 29, 2011 at 9:09 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 29, 2011 at 10:15 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Shell B - September 29, 2011 at 9:37 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 29, 2011 at 8:21 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 29, 2011 at 8:41 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by edk - September 29, 2011 at 8:44 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 29, 2011 at 9:49 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by edk - September 29, 2011 at 8:56 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 29, 2011 at 9:30 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Erinome - September 29, 2011 at 10:01 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Shell B - September 29, 2011 at 10:24 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Cyberman - September 29, 2011 at 10:29 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Cyberman - September 29, 2011 at 11:00 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 29, 2011 at 11:26 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by The Grand Nudger - September 29, 2011 at 11:39 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 30, 2011 at 12:32 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 30, 2011 at 12:47 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by Erinome - September 30, 2011 at 12:50 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 30, 2011 at 1:42 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 30, 2011 at 2:03 am
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 30, 2011 at 4:16 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 30, 2011 at 6:14 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 30, 2011 at 6:35 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 30, 2011 at 8:37 pm
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial? - by lucent - September 30, 2011 at 10:05 pm

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