DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Angrboda]

It's not nonsense.

That goes in the "why" category.  Why do you need to assert this, why do you need to believe it.  What possible motive could all of the people here and every one of the sources they've linked you have?

Is the whole world and all of reality, god himself...even.... conspiring against those bits of nonsense you take to be valid and fruitful beliefs?

In a word, no. OFC not.  Ultimately, it's on you to realize how utterly ludicrous that would be....and working from that, come to some sort of accord with the world as it is...as...allegedly, your silly god made it.  If god made the world, god made it in precisely the way that that you're arguing against.  That much is a fact.  It's non negotiable, non arguable.  To deny that fact is to render your god concept absurd.  Yes, evolution is real.  Yes, you are related to every other living thing on earth.  That...is how god made you, if god made you.  Does it require a god?  No.  That, however..is immaterial.  I don't need to be around for my black callas to grow - but I am.  To be honest, that's a bigger god than you give the divine credit for.  The lord of creation as a third rate tinkerer?  Endlessly coding every instance of life as though he were an intern at a gaming studio.  I suspect not.  Maybe you could do a little less boxing in and just let the world inform you as to the nature of any gods alleged creative acts?