Things you have discovered

[Brian37]

Here is a thread for things you have just dicovered, found out, or where you can just make shit up.

I'll start.

Things I have recently discovered:

1.  Nuns do not explode on their own.
2 . Accelerant and matches do not make people run faster.
3.  Babies and small children are not good speed bumps when driving a steamroller.

This post makes me want to call the police. 

But to be fair, there was a walrus on Ren and Stimpy that wanted the police too.