DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[CDF47]

No, there really isn't proof. 

OFC there is.

It is a heavily debated topic. 

No, it isn't.

God created Adam and Eve as the first man and woman.

He didn't..but more importantly..for you, if he didn't - then fuck god, right?  God has to have done shit the way you want him to, in the manner that makes you feel comfortable.

It's just reality and yes it is a heavily debated topic.  It is the Theory of Evolution, not the Law of Evolution.  There is no proof of common ancestry.

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So we good here? 1200 pages even of CD trolling and even admitting it at points.

Via FSM's glorious counsel I have been told to disengage before my grey matter goes blue.

Trolling – (verb), as it relates to internet, is the deliberate act, (by a Troll – noun or adjective), of making random unsolicited and/or controversial comments on various internet forums with the intent to provoke an emotional  reaction from unsuspecting readers to engage in a fight or argument.


I am not deliberately making random unsolicited and/or controversial comments with the intent to provoke an emotional knee jerk reaction to engage in a fight.  I am simply discussing the most important topic there is to discuss.

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No, there really isn't proof.  It is a heavily debated topic.  God created Adam and Eve as the first man and woman.

Are you sure about the last sentence?

Wasn't Lilith Adam's first wife?

And if they were the first and only people, since no others are mentioned specifically until Cain is cursed and runs off to marry into another group, how were two brothers supposed to procreate?

Or is this another case of good old fashioned biblical incest?

In the beginning brother and sister must have had intercourse in order to populate the Earth.

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CDF47

How do you know how many lurkers have been brought to at least think about what I am saying?  Some may even be converts.  Hard to say what that figure is.  Only God knows.  At least the truth is out there on an atheist forum to discuss.

It's ZERO. You are THE WORST proponent of the rubbish you spout in existence. No one is convinced even one iota by your waste of time nonsense. You are totally out of touch with reality and with science. 

There is no proof of common ancestry with monkeys.

Yes there is. It's called DNA. But thanks for demonstrating yet again, you haven't even the slightest clue what you're on about.
The very same DNA that is used in courts and labs all over the world.
You need help. You are delusional.

Delusional for Jebus.
How quaint.

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So we good here? 1200 pages even of CD trolling and even admitting it at points.

Via FSM's glorious counsel I have been told to disengage before my grey matter goes blue.

I used to worship FSM. 
Then it was reveal-ed unto me .. (cue the Mehdelson aria/duet), 
.. too many carbs. It would take an insulin drip to save my soul. 
Now I only do lean deities.

No, i am not.  Also, everyone needs some help some times but I am not delusional.