Hit Pieces on Bernie Sanders Are Somehow DUMBER This Time Around

[Yonadav]

But what about the heroes? You know. America's first gay, black, female president who is going to talk like Bernie and then cave in to crony crapitalism. And then we will all say that she was super great but Bernie's ideas didn't work and it's all Bernie's fault.

Sounds perfect. What are her superpowers?

A shield of justice? Shaped like a cop’s badge.

I’d like to see the movie with the one who has the lei necklace of destiny that turns into the Vaijayanti "the garland of victory".

She's going to have the Mystical Powers of Understanding that can only be endowed upon a gay black woman. It has the shape of a giant cloud of smoke, and the natural inferiority of straight white men becomes apparent when enveloped within it, and they just can't understand anything. Other people that are vulnerable to it to a lesser extent and in varying degrees are straight white women, straight black men, gay white women, and gay black men. Transgendered folks confuse the Order of Understanding to some extent.