Gastroenteritis leading to a ruptured appendix. Three surgeries for it over the years. Dropped a disc brake rotor with the mandrel for the lathe on my foot. I was holding it with shop towels because it was really hot, and lost control. My right big toe is 1/4" bigger in both directions than my left big toe because of it.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.