(March 14, 2019 at 6:50 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Beccs, did he just call you a big ape!
I'd teach him a lesson by slinging some shit his way!
That brings back memories of George, an orangutang at the local zoo. Kids loved him. Mothers, not so much:
When I was little, my mother put me in a sailor suit. At the zoo looking at George,.He beckoned, so I moved closer to his cage: Splllatttt! My sailor suit was suddenly covered in orangutang poo.. My mother was really pissed off.
George had a swing made from an old tire. He would sit there for hours. Sometimes he would insert digit into rectum, then into mouth. He also spent a lot of time quietly masturbating.
George died many years ago. There is a life size bronze bust of George paid for by public subscription. Mother refused to subscribe, she never forgave George for the sailor suit.
Thank the FSM zoos with cages are pretty much a thing of the past here.. We even have an open zoo, on about 1200 acres, with mainly African animals.
