DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Abaddon_ire]

You are claiming that they did. Prove it.

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But it is known that mtEve had a mother and at least one sister. And similarly, at least one aunt. It's right there in the definition of what mtEve actually is.

This is rather easy to prove, unlike most aspects of the theory.

1. Find any matrilineal lineage that leads to mtEve's mother.

2. Find any matrilineal lineage that does not lead to mtEve's mother. 

3. Two tasks accomplished. 
A. mtEve's mother exists.
and
B. mtEve's mother is not mtEve.

You are still missing the key word "matrilineal" either because you know that it is fatal to your argument or you simply are that stupid.

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OK CDF, let's try this from a different direction.

There actually is a way that your idiotic belief that everyone can be traced back to one particular man and one particular woman can work quite easily.

The solution is really straightforward. You acknowledge that something in the region of 128 billion humans have ever existed. That's a fuzzy figure at best, but roughly works.  Personally, in such discussions, I go with 120, but close enough. We can never reach any accurate count so approximations must suffice.

To make your idea work, all of them, all 128 billion of them male and female, without exception must have had at least one son and at least one daughter who both reproduced. That is the only way your daft idea can work. Were it otherwise, either a male or female lineage would go extinct.

You are claiming that this is so, everyone without exception must have had a minimum of one son AND one daughter.

Do you think that is a reasonable claim to make?

I can't prove they met. 

That is foundational to your irrational "faith", but you brush it under the rug because it is just to inconvenient. Just like you pretend mtEve was one individual when she is not.

Scripturally, they did.

Scripturally

Snakes can talk
Donkeys can talk
Pi is 3
Bats are birds
And so on. Your magic book contains so many absurdities it is hilarious.

Oh and bible Eve had no daughters and thus by definition cannot be mtEve.

There was incest in the beginning to populate the Earth. 

And we all know your magic book approves of incest. And since it does, you do. On top of everything else, you are a pervert.

Some had many sons and daughters and others had few to none.

Eve had no daughters. Cain porked his mom.

This is the way it worked out.

This explains a lot. Your god is really too thick to figure out anything much and you feel the need to emulate him.

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You're not discussing anything, you're repeatedly professing the articles of your faith.  You could have a discussion at any time you wanted to...but we've all seen how that plays out, now haven't we?

I've been discussing this since I got here last year. My opinion in most regards is unchanged.

You have discussed nothing. You have bleated the same thing over and over again unthinkingly. That is why you have not changed your opinion.

You steadfastly refuse to do any thinking for yourself. Why would anyone be surprised your opinions have not changed? You cannot change them because they are not yours in the first place. You have been indoctrinated without understanding. Thus you cannot examine your own beliefs in any way because you fundamentally just regurgitate someone elses beliefs as if they were your own. This is why, when challenged, the best you can muster is to simply repeat the stupid claims like an automaton.