DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Bucky Ball]

I repent my sins to the best of my ability.  I fail all the time as I am a sinful human.  No one could ever live up to what the Lord accomplished in thought, word, and action. 

Your moral obligations have nothing to do with what someone else did or does. Your obligations relate only to YOU and YOUR position with respect to YOUR mandates. YOU are not expected to do anything someone else did. You only have to do what you have to do. You should take an ethics class some day.   

It is highly disputed that we descended from monkeys.  The fossil record shows an explosion of life, not a slow gradual process of increasing complexity leading ultimately to humans. I agree there is micro-evolution and adaptation.

Since you are incompetent and uneducated, no one cares what you think about any subject.
That humans share a common ancestry with other primates is not at all "highly disputed". You are lying. Or just highly ignorant.
Evolution does not posit that "we are descended from monkeys". You should take a class in Biology also. You have no clue about what Evolution shows.
There was an explosion (the Cambrian), but it has nothing to do with human common ancestry. You are totally INCOMPETENT to say anything on the subject.  

There is conflicting evidence that we have come from monkeys.  Read or watch videos about Darwin's Doubt by Dr. Meyer.

Meyer is not even trained in the field. He is an ignoramus and a fool.

We proclaim the gospel as directed by the Lord.  Too bad you have such a poor opinion of us.  We know the truth which you refuse to listen to.

All sorts of you so-called Christians proclaim all kinds of different "gospels" ... which is why there are 35,000 sects of your cult. 
Since time immemorial every religious nut case, ever, has been stomping their impotent little self-assured feet, demanding they be listened to, and proclaiming they have the truth. You don't and are no better than anyone in the long long long line of nuts, demanding they be listened to, and trying to SCARE people into agreeing with their idiotic cults.
Is your Jesus SO stupid he doesn't know when people *say* they believe but really don't. Would he rather that people pay lip-service and lie ?