Intelligent design

[Nihilist Virus]

Why did birds evolve before land animals?  How did the earth exist before the sun?  How was mankind the product of evolution if Adam was created out of dust and a "helper" had to be made from his rib?

Newsflash: you aren't a genius. You didn't figure out how to reconcile the Bible with science. Don't you think they would do this if they could?

the order in which the things where created where the order from which they where seeded. that said there is no hebrew word for birds specifically, ancient hebrew is not a genius species organized langage. the hebrews had 3 classification in which to identify life things the flew, things the walk or crawled and things the swam. So "birds" would include flying insects. all things that had wings was 'seeded' in verse 20 of chapter 1
עוֹף
Transliteration
`owph
Pronunciation
ōfe (Key)

Part of Speech
masculine noun
Root Word (Etymology)
From  (H5774)
Dictionary Aids
TWOT Reference: 1582a
KJV Translation Count — Total: 71x
The KJV translates Strong's H5775 in the following manner: fowl (59x), bird (9x), flying (2x), flieth (1x).
Outline of Biblical Usage [?]

1. flying creatures, fowl, insects, birds
   
   1. fowl, birds
      
   2. winged insects
      

tradition says birds, the hebrew leaves it open to insects before land animals..darwin have a problem with that?
Not according to my research.animals 410 to 440 years ago flying insects 412 to 479,000,000

The Bible does not indicate that locusts are birds. So there goes your theory.

what else sport?
oh, light vers the sun.. how f-ing stupid do you have to be to not know the sun is not the only source of light on this planet?

For God sakes son, what happens when the sun goes down at your house.. you turn on a mf-ing light right? so.. in your estimation creating light without the sun is a man only thing? are lights just out of the reach of the creator in your estimation? or do you assume edison was a satanist and refused to let God have access to his patent?  

What a bizarre non sequitur. I wasn't talking about light. I was talking about how the earth did not exist before the sun. Planets are formed in accretion disks around a star. Planets do not just form on their own.

The sun is a star with a high metallicity. The planets formed around the sun with some metals as a consequence, but mostly hydrogen and helium due to those gases being the major ingredient of the universe. Solar radiation whisked the hydrogen and helium away. This is why the gas giants are far away and the terrestrial planets are close up.

The Bible says that God created the earth first. That is not the correct order of events.

1) God on day one could have just created the whole light spectrum, meaning could have created visual light, or all of it's components, which works the same way with or without the sun as a light source (if you want to argue this google some shite first) or at the very least... from a writter's/moses spective being sat on a cold wet naked earth the first thing the writer saw was the light of God. so to the man writting the first thig he saw happen was God's light hovering over the dark waters.

Again, the earth would've been akin to Jupiter in the beginning. So there wouldn't be a beach. The bulk of the water likely came in from comets, as indicated by heavy water signatures.

2) 
Adam and eve were apart of chapter 2 which again the bible points out went on separately/during the 7 days of creation God the father was doing in chapter 1.

EVOLVED Man again happens outside the garden in chapter one on day 6

Adam and eve were special creation which included a soul that evolved man did not have. So eve was made from adam and adam's children after the exodus of the garden marr the evolved men and women and their children have souls as a result.

You said your ideas are compatible with evolution. This is not. Humans are not a special creation. We share retrovirus signatures with mammals with the expected frequency predicted by the branches of evolution. Which means we are related to animals biologically, which means we share a common ancestor. So if we were special creation, God created us with the illusion of evolution. At this point we may as well be talking about Last Thursdayism.

I may not be a smart man but I know who God is.

(and as a result I get to borrow access to his smarts,[what i can figure anyway] which is why I took your argument apart without effort.)

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Ah but you see theists don't have to go into detail or provide evidence, they can just say anything and expect people to agree. After all that's how the bible works.

the evidence is the same as yours moron it just a different hypothesis on how it all comes together.

Access to his smarts? I don't think you're even following the conversation. Where's your agape love? Fresh out I see. And your humility? Hmm. You can't provide answers either. You're quite worthless as a Christian, but invaluable as a laughingstock.