DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Gwaithmir]

You're still in denial, and that's all you will ever do.

He is here in the vain hope of poaching lurking souls who are so forsaken as to be just as pitifully deprived of discernment and the most basic benefits of human progress since the Iron Age as he himself.  But the very vanity of his hope provides sport for all those upon whom he presume to inflict himself.

But we needn’t hope as he does because every minute he is here he provides delightfully reassuring concret counterexample to highlight just how pitiful we could have been had we through sheer madness or staggering mischance embraced a cult as disgusting as his, and let us indulge in the most Heart felt thanks for having the judgement not to and so becoming so infinitely better off than being the lower bookend to human intellect as he makes himself.

So let’s not ban him and keep him around.

Well said!

Now that you mention it, he is sort of fun to watch. I'm all finished trying to reason with him, however. I don't want to be accused of abusing someone who is clearly mentally challenged.