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Why are church services usually boring?
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RE: Why are church services usually boring?
Prosperity gospel has nothing to do with doing good, it has to do with giving the prosperity preacher money, lol.  That's the thing, though, he's a useless boring shit, it's the product he's selling keeps people in their seats.

He isn't much more than the guy who breaks in on African Queen and says "the phone lines are open, send money now".
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by Athene - April 7, 2019 at 8:40 am
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by no one - April 7, 2019 at 11:21 am
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by brewer - April 7, 2019 at 4:06 pm
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by Succubus - April 7, 2019 at 10:50 pm
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by chimp3 - April 7, 2019 at 9:56 pm
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by chimp3 - April 7, 2019 at 10:53 pm
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by Drich - April 8, 2019 at 9:48 am
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by Drich - April 9, 2019 at 4:11 pm
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by Drich - April 10, 2019 at 10:25 am
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by robvalue - April 10, 2019 at 2:34 am
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by The Grand Nudger - April 10, 2019 at 10:35 am
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by Drich - April 11, 2019 at 9:46 am

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