I Don't Care

[Athene]

Nope, you do.
Quotation marks are frequently used in writing to denote sarcasm or irony, or that the writer doesn't agree with the usage of the term.

If you'd read half as many books as you pretend to have, then you'd already know that.

Yes, but quotes aren't normally used for straw men.  You aren't as "fabulous" as you want everyone to "believe."

As for me reading books, or pretending to-- that's a strangely specific straw man.  Have I claimed any such thing, or is this another projection on your part?  I mean. . . wut?

I'm starting to think that YOU think I'm super-smart, super-slick, and super sexy.  Next you're going to accuse me of thinking I'm a fantastic lover, and that people whose names start with "T" want to have guilty-awesome sex with me all the time.  Sorry, babe, but I'm only capable of properly manipulating and abusing one woman at a time, and I'm super married.

LMFAO...Trigger-bait FAIL.

I'm afraid you're gonna have be a LOT "slicker" then that, bennyboy.
Do keep in mind that I'm not as easily set off as you.  
Back to the lab you go.

There go the quotes again.  You gotta "get" "over" "that" "habit."

But to be fair, you've now gone like three posts in a row without ALL-CAPS on every SECOND word, so THAT'S an IMPROVEMENT.  Good job!

Uh-uh...I smell a doozy of a tantrum coming on. I'll leave you to your deflections about my use of punctuation and the delusion that your violent, monsterous ass is wanted and desired by anyone other than the woman who has the misfortune of depending on you in order to feed and shelter her kids. 

Ta-ta for now.