Didn't Nero launch Christianity?

[Lemon Curry]

It's a great pity that it's no longer legal to feed christards to the lions.  

Has it been banned?

I thinks so but you could always check it out and, if, afterwards, you find that someone is strapping you to a couch and putting catheters into the backs of your hands and attaching them to some tubes attached to plastic bags full of clear liquid, then you may safely assume that I was right.  There again, it wouldn't matter because, in a minute or two, you'd know for sure whether de lard and his zombie son actually existed.