My partner and I went to the lake district today.
We went into a pub-cum-restaurant-cum-hotel thingy and had a cream tea.
On the wall was a flat screen TV about the size of a minor planet. It was playing old vids.
The place was actually better than it sounds.
Anyways, there was a vid of Simon & Garfunkel playing. Well, I said it was an old vid.
My partner and I were having a conversation.
The guy on the next table, without a by your leave, interrupted and said to us, pointing at Art Garfunkel, "who's the guy with Simon Garfunkel ?"
At first I smiled. I though it an unfunny joke.
He then continued "It's that actor guy, what's his name ...?"
I then realised that the guy was serious.
We went into a pub-cum-restaurant-cum-hotel thingy and had a cream tea.
On the wall was a flat screen TV about the size of a minor planet. It was playing old vids.
The place was actually better than it sounds.
Anyways, there was a vid of Simon & Garfunkel playing. Well, I said it was an old vid.
My partner and I were having a conversation.
The guy on the next table, without a by your leave, interrupted and said to us, pointing at Art Garfunkel, "who's the guy with Simon Garfunkel ?"
At first I smiled. I though it an unfunny joke.
He then continued "It's that actor guy, what's his name ...?"
I then realised that the guy was serious.
I don't know whether I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy. 
