DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Fake Messiah]

There's a finely-tuned creation, there is a Creator.  It's simple.

Then why is so called creation so badly designed? Why do we have testicles that are so vulnerable to outside forces? Why are eyes so poorly designed? So many people must wear glasses and even those that don't have things like blind spots. Why is human throat so badly designed that we easily choke? Why can't we produce vitamin C like cats and get scurvy? Why is human immune system so badly designed that people get attacked by their immune system?  Why are there so many genetic diseases like diabetes or simply deformed organs? Why is human back so badly designed for upright posture that we get back pain? So why are these and other features so poorly designed, even when there are easy ways to make them better? One would think that an intelligent designer could do better.