When I was a kid (9, 10, something like that), the family attended a cousin's wedding, a semi-formal affair. At the reception afterwards, Mum told me to stop tugging at my suit collar before I damaged it.
In a voice that was louder than I thought, I asked, 'Why? Will I have to dress up again when they get divorced?' Not only did I get a rather long, uncomfortable lecture on the sacrament of marriage from the officiant but for the next week, I had every shite job round the farm that Mum could think up.
Boru
In a voice that was louder than I thought, I asked, 'Why? Will I have to dress up again when they get divorced?' Not only did I get a rather long, uncomfortable lecture on the sacrament of marriage from the officiant but for the next week, I had every shite job round the farm that Mum could think up.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
