RE: The Adam & Eve Myth - Origins
June 12, 2019 at 10:31 am
(This post was last modified: June 12, 2019 at 10:32 am by Nay_Sayer.)
(June 12, 2019 at 9:09 am)Drich Wrote: Then allow me to simplify...
SHOW ME THIS DOCTRINE
DOCTRINE=Documented truth.
Documented truth=your holy book of noodles or whatever publication you follow/something that shows you are not just making things up as you go.
Do you understand now? or do I need to make my request more simple?
Apparently, your reading comprehension grows worse:
https://atheistforums.org/thread-59194-p...pid1914015
I gave you the information in that thread;
Quote:Pastafarians have no manifesto which Is an odd choice of words, I digress, we have mostly two holy commandments.
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1: Don't be a dick 2: be and let be
https://www.klps.pl/pliki/gospel_fsm_eng.pdf (I forewarn your closed mind will make you blind to its inherent truths)
This is just one of the numerous holy scriptures;
We also find much in common with our allies here: https://thesatanictemple.com/
Additonal link; https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/the-s...le-library
Bless. Ramen
I know that sometimes the last two functional brain cells you have to fight furiously for oxygen, but, I promise the divine truths held within the teachings of FSM will lift you up.
You too will herald the name above all names. The king of kings, Your hopefully soon to be personal savior, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Bless and RAmen.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
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