When someone says something really stupid.

[Rev. Rye]

I can remember being in a book store a few years ago. At the moment, I was looking for something by Joseph Conrad (I found nothing I did not already have, FYI), but I wasn't able to get to that shelf because two middle-aged women were standing at the shelf talking. Apparently, they said they met the author, and even had dinner with him and his wife, and, at the moment, I thought they sounded like they were talking about Joseph Conrad. Was I just transplanting my own thoughts onto these women? That had to be the answer; Joseph Conrad died in 1924. This was, if I recall correctly, 2015. Sure enough, they actually name-dropped the author: Joseph Conrad. It took all my self-control to ask where the fuck they kept their Philosopher's Stone. Apparently, about a minute later, they figured out that it couldn't have been Joseph Conrad for reasons that should be obvious and they were thinking about someone else.