RE: Nine killed in Dayton, Ohio
August 4, 2019 at 3:13 pm
(This post was last modified: August 4, 2019 at 3:14 pm by Rev. Rye.)
Okay, two mass shootings that fulfill the FBI's definition of mass murder happening within 24 hours.
Here's the rules so far for America: The Drinking Game:
Here's the rules so far for America: The Drinking Game:
- Every time an innocent black person is killed by someone in law enforcement and the killer gets away with it, take a shot.
- Every time a mass shooting happens with at least four fatalities (thus fulfilling the FBI's definition of a mass murder), take a shot.
- Every time the President tweets something absurd and/or blatantly factually wrong, just take a sip, because we'd really prefer people not die doing this.
- Maybe down the whole bottle when a person or body with the potential to actually hold the President accountable for his deeds outright says, in their official capacity, that he's above the law. Simply implying it may just be shot-worthy. If it's Trump himself, it's definitely sip-worthy at this point.
- NEW RULE: When two mass shootings with four or more fatalities each happen within 24 hours of each other, down the whole bottle.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.