Van Tillian/Clarkian Presuppositional Apologetics.

[Statler Waldorf]

There's no Heaven or Hell, Statler. The evidence is what we know about the human brain.

You are going to present evidence proving a supernatural place does not exist? Please do, this should be entertaining.

Memory is stored and accessed in the brain.

So?

These memories can be lost if the brain is ever damaged by illness, injury or the wrong use of pharmaceuticals.

So?

What makes you even hope that when you die and the brain is destroyed completely that these memories will travel with your ghost to this other place?

I don’t know whether all of these memories travel with me or not, all I know is that I am given a glorified body and mind on the new heaven and new earth.

And why can't those suffering from Alzheimer's access these indestructible memories located in the spirit?

Sin.

Sorry to rain on your parade,

Don’t apologize, you did no such thing.

Christians, but we're been to the moon and back and planes travel through the clouds regularly. We haven't found an angel colonies yet. There just aint nothing "up there" but wisps of condensation, an occasional flock of birds and depending on where you stand, a few Russian astronauts.

You were seriously looking for Heaven in the clouds? You’re silly.

Sup Object, you could of course read through the pages of this thread for a fairly exhaustive list of problems with this sort of argument.

Sure, he could have looked for that list, but he would have never found it because it doesn’t exist. However, he could find some pretty good examples of Ryft laying waste to you all, I cherish those moments when the Law Enforcement Officer takes the time to deal death blows.

Again guys, these Christians don't understand humor or parody.

It’s more like Christians realize that an appeal to ridicule is nothing more than a logical fallacy, but hey if it really is all that ya got….