(September 6, 2019 at 5:07 pm)Shell B Wrote: I thought I'd start a thread where people tell stories about weird or funny shit that happened to them or in front of them. I'll start.
Tibs and I were outside pulling down trees so we can clear a spot to plant an oak. (Unhealthy, vine-choked trees.) All of a sudden, I hear "ah!" from Tibs. Not a second later, I felt as if I'd been punch-stabbed in the side. In that moment, I knew we were under attack. I let out a "fuck" that let Tibs know too. Soon, we were both running across our backyard without a thought for each other yelling, "Shit, fuck, ow, shit, fuck." By some miracle, we were each stung only once. I think it was a mutant wasp because I've been vacillating between purple and red in about a baseball-sized spot for five days now. Tibs his fine. He's apparently immune.
Ha ha
We humans think we are bad ass, but we are not.
Run over species of bees that nest in the ground with your lawn mower, they fucking let you know.
I ran over some yellow jackets, or what ever species that nests in the ground, with my lawn mower, they fucking let me know I was not welcome.
They chased me from one side of my house all the way to the back door. I must have had a dozen stings by the time I closed my door, and even inside I had to kill a couple who made it in.
Bees do not fuck around.
