RE: What the f laws?
October 19, 2019 at 11:02 pm
(This post was last modified: October 19, 2019 at 11:03 pm by Rev. Rye.)
Weird laws on the books in Illinois, and Cook County in particular:
Statewide:
Statewide:
- If you don't have any money on you, you can be charged under vagrancy laws (admittedly, not an uncommon state of affairs, especially during the post-slavery era)
- Protesting naked is legal only if the protester in question is under 17 years old.
- It is illegal to fish while riding on a giraffe's neck.
- Eating at a restaurant while it's on fire is illegal.
- Making your dog drunk is illegal (apparently, the laws in question cite specific liquors that are prohibited, like vodka or whiskey)
- Anyone who wants to do contract work for the city must disclose whether or not they dealt in the slave trade before 1865.
- Cicero: Humming in public on a Sunday is
- Des Plaines: Chaining wheelbarrows to a tree is illegal.
- Evanston: Bowling of any kind is prohibited.
- Kenilworth: Any rooster that wants to crow must do so 300 feet from any residence. The penalty for this law is Sunday BBQ.
- Morton Grove: owning a handgun is illegal, but owning anything larger is A-OK.
- Park Ridge: Parking your truck outside is illegal.
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