[Serious] Interview Assignment

[Nay_Sayer]

Hi, I am a Christian and I'm doing an assignment for one of my college classes. The assignment involves asking several different individuals a list of questions:

• How would you describe your own religious background and church involvement?
  
• How would you describe God?
  
• What do you think is important in life?
  
• What do you think it takes to be straightened out (or made right) with God?
  
• How would you describe Jesus?
  
• What are your thoughts about churches today?
  

If you have any questions for me I would be happy to answer them to the best of my ability, just list them at the end of your response to these questions.

I've seen this one before but ok.

Devout Pastafarian and current Minister Minestrone to my flock.

A timeless, eternal, cosmic entity that bears the appearance of a flying mass of spaghetti with meatballs and two eyes.

People

Giving oneself fully to FSM, All other faiths and gods are false.

As Imaginary and a poor rip off the real historical Cheesus Christo

All useless except mine.


Here is my question for you. Why haven't you accepted FSM as your personal Lord and savior? You don't wanna boil needlessly, do you?