Sex

[Violet]

Bisexual tendencies describes that I often find men and women attractive (even of other species).

Elaboration required.

Blunt: I find the face, body motions, and sexual organs of several non-human animals to be quite attractive.

Examples:





Dogs are easy for me to find attractive, in particular. Obviously... the requirements of face and body motions mean that the animal almost certainly has to be a person. And since I won't share my bed with stupid: the same applies to anything that looks (or acts) dumb. Example of something I would never bed:



I fucking need eyes to have some intelligence behind them.



This is supposedly a 'seductive' look... all it does for me is to repulse me in revulsion. Complete turn off.

On the subject of attractive dogs, I believe I have the world's most attractive dog. But we'll never be more than simple friends, since it's bloody hard to communicate with a dog, and she surely wouldn't feel the same way about me (requiring that she first be open to lesbianism, and second to sex with one not of her species. Both of which: highly unlikely). Male dogs would be by far easier, since deep growls get me into a timid and sexed-up hyper-girly mode... and the only thing they'd have to overcome is that I don't have a tail or much in the way of fur

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Other animals than humans and dogs... humanoid usually assists, but it is intelligence that is the crux of whether or not I'd be willing. Again: I will not share a bed with stupid.

Sexy. Need any further elaborations?

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Eh...it would solve the whole shake after peeing problem. I'm game.

The.... what?