Do you happy penis-weilder's need a transwoman to tell you how to deal with that?
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You see... there's this really cool thing called 'toilet paper'. Honestly... if that wasn't enough for you to figure out what to do: you should go have your penis inverted... because you are an affront to every respectable man in the world. And you're probably really (really) stupid. The next line is for you retards, so skip it if you have half a brain.
I would recommend squeezing it from the base and sliding from there to the tip. If you want to be certain: do it twice. If you are both stupid and you like overkill: thrice.
Five... is right out.
(I cannot believe I had to do this... just how fucking stupid can people be? Maybe I've been trolled. Yes, that's it. I'll pretend I've been trolled.)
You see... there's this really cool thing called 'toilet paper'. Honestly... if that wasn't enough for you to figure out what to do: you should go have your penis inverted... because you are an affront to every respectable man in the world. And you're probably really (really) stupid. The next line is for you retards, so skip it if you have half a brain.
I would recommend squeezing it from the base and sliding from there to the tip. If you want to be certain: do it twice. If you are both stupid and you like overkill: thrice.
Five... is right out.
(I cannot believe I had to do this... just how fucking stupid can people be? Maybe I've been trolled. Yes, that's it. I'll pretend I've been trolled.)
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
