RE: Sex
October 19, 2011 at 11:12 am
(This post was last modified: October 19, 2011 at 11:16 am by reverendjeremiah.)
(October 19, 2011 at 11:04 am)Vaeolet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Do you happy penis-weilder's need a transwoman to tell you how to deal with that?
sure..do you know where one is?
HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Quote:You see... there's this really cool thing called 'toilet paper'. Honestly... if that wasn't enough for you to figure out what to do: you should go have your penis inverted... because you are an affront to every respectable man in the world. And you're probably really (really) stupid. The next line is for you retards, so skip it if you have half a brain.The Hell you say..my penis isnt an asshole to use toilet paper on.
Besides, I wake up every morning with my penis inverted and staring me in the face.
Quote:I would recommend squeezing it from the base and sliding from there to the tip. If you want to be certain: do it twice. If you are both stupid and you like overkill: thrice.Im sure that comes from many years of experience..aint that right man..er..I mean lady.
Quote:Five... is right out.From what I have read from you before, you will probably soon be pretending that the troll is giving you a stiff one up that wazoo.
(I cannot believe I had to do this... just how fucking stupid can people be? Maybe I've been trolled. Yes, that's it. I'll pretend I've been trolled.)
Quote:* Vaeolet Lilly Blossom opts not to further respond to this level of stupidity, as she firmly believes urinals to be a waste of wall space. And she's been in plenty of men's bathrooms to come by this opinion.
Finally, something I can agree with. I would much rather just piss in the corner, or all over the wall and floors...let them mop the shit up later, Im busy shopping damnit.
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