Ode to Weird Al, a spoof of a spoof.....

[A. Secular Human]

Here is my ode and spoof of Weird Al's spoof Mc Hammer's "Cant Touch This".... "Cant Watch This".... Trump version.

I can impeach this, I can impeach this,
I can impeach this, I can impeach this


Fox News makes me so bored
Makes me say, "Oh my lord"
What is this garbage I hear
They always cover their eyes and plug their ears
It sucks, and that's no lie
It's as much fun as watching Gullani cry


I told you Comey
I can impeach this.


Pelosi, building her strategy
Even Christian news outlets 
Getting tired of thee
Can impeach this

He is an orange turd
Parachute pants he's never worn
Trust fund brat and fucking bully
Impeachment his destiny.

I told you Comey
Can impeach this.

Weird Al came onto my radar in 1976 on the Doctor Demento show.

Unfortunately, seeing anything on my radar was problematic after that.