RE: Dark Humour
December 31, 2019 at 4:27 am
(This post was last modified: December 31, 2019 at 4:40 am by WinterHold.)
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.
A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."
A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies, "Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fucking."
The end:
Q: How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. 1 to hold it to the socket and the rest to screw the world.
I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.
A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."
A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies, "Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fucking."
The end:
Q: How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. 1 to hold it to the socket and the rest to screw the world.
