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Dark Humour
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RE: Dark Humour
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto

I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies, "Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fucking."

The end:

Q: How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. 1 to hold it to the socket and the rest to screw the world.
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Dark Humour - by The Architect Of Fate - December 30, 2019 at 1:55 am
RE: Dark Humour - by The Valkyrie - December 30, 2019 at 2:01 am
RE: Dark Humour - by Rev. Rye - December 30, 2019 at 2:18 am
RE: Dark Humour - by The Architect Of Fate - December 30, 2019 at 2:22 am
RE: Dark Humour - by Rev. Rye - December 30, 2019 at 2:23 am
RE: Dark Humour - by The Architect Of Fate - December 30, 2019 at 2:30 am
RE: Dark Humour - by WinterHold - December 31, 2019 at 4:27 am
RE: Dark Humour - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 31, 2019 at 8:47 am
RE: Dark Humour - by WinterHold - December 31, 2019 at 9:33 pm
RE: Dark Humour - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 1, 2020 at 7:12 am
RE: Dark Humour - by WinterHold - January 1, 2020 at 8:26 am
RE: Dark Humour - by Rhizomorph13 - January 6, 2020 at 10:45 pm
RE: Dark Humour - by Fireball - January 6, 2020 at 11:18 pm
RE: Dark Humour - by Fake Messiah - February 27, 2020 at 9:16 am
RE: Dark Humour - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 27, 2020 at 9:30 am
RE: Dark Humour - by Divinity - February 27, 2020 at 12:41 pm
RE: Dark Humour - by Fake Messiah - February 27, 2020 at 2:50 pm
RE: Dark Humour - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 27, 2020 at 4:47 pm
RE: Dark Humour - by Secular Elf - February 28, 2020 at 11:22 pm
RE: Dark Humour - by brewer - February 27, 2020 at 4:26 pm
RE: Dark Humour - by ignoramus - February 28, 2020 at 8:02 pm
RE: Dark Humour - by chimp3 - February 28, 2020 at 9:27 pm
RE: Dark Humour - by The Valkyrie - February 28, 2020 at 11:05 pm
RE: Dark Humour - by Rev. Rye - February 28, 2020 at 11:09 pm
RE: Dark Humour - by The Valkyrie - February 28, 2020 at 11:16 pm
RE: Dark Humour - by Fireball - February 29, 2020 at 12:16 am
RE: Dark Humour - by ignoramus - February 29, 2020 at 12:29 am
RE: Dark Humour - by chimp3 - February 29, 2020 at 9:03 pm
RE: Dark Humour - by EgoDeath - March 3, 2020 at 5:54 pm

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