A cowboy rides along, and happens upon a scene where a guy is stripped naked, face down, staked out on the ground. He inquires as to what happened, and a muffled voice comes back, "Indians raided our place, kidnapped my children, and raped me and my wife. They took her away and left me staked out on this anthill." There is the sound of a heavy belt buckle hitting the ground, and then the cowboy says, "This just ain't your day."
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
