(October 19, 2011 at 11:52 pm)Minimalist Wrote: See if you can get them to stick one of those catheters up your pecker, I_B. It may be the only action you get for a while.
Oh no! I stuck a catheter up a guy's pecker once, and he didn't seem to mind. The dude in the next bed on the other hand said: "I now know what it feels like to get raped!" when he got his. Doesn't sound too pleasant to me..

When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura