The thread title reminded me of that Jan Michael Vincent thing from Rick and Morty 
"Calling all Christians, calling all Christians! We need one Christian to quadrant C. Two Christians to quadrant E. I need a goddamn Christian!"
"I refuse to sign the legislation that allows more than eight Christians to a precinct."
"This January, It's time to christian down your bibles. Christian Quadrant Bible 16."

"Calling all Christians, calling all Christians! We need one Christian to quadrant C. Two Christians to quadrant E. I need a goddamn Christian!"
"I refuse to sign the legislation that allows more than eight Christians to a precinct."
"This January, It's time to christian down your bibles. Christian Quadrant Bible 16."
"Be Excellent To Each Other"