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Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
(March 12, 2020 at 5:41 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Just to keep score, you know.

Anyway, this morning my TP collection fell over and killed me. I had two hundred of those "24=96" roll packages of Charmin, making me the most prepared non-prepper in St. Louis County. I am geographically specific because the cousins wouldn't put me in the top 100 when it comes to disaster preparedness. No. One has OEM Twinkies, because they have no expiration date.

I am going to live forever so I can be a mega ultra spreader.
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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic. - by Anomalocaris - March 14, 2020 at 8:20 pm

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