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God is listening because he cares!
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God is listening because he cares!
I've managed to establish a superposition subatomic particle connection with someone who calls himself God. This 2 way signal is bouncing through several worm holes so not too sure how long it will last! This is your chance folks to finally ask him your deepest and most profound question.
I'm going first, sorry!

God, why did you allow me to buy new rotors and brake pads when you knew the next day Repco will have a 30% off storewide sale! Why?

(did I mention he's only interested in ponies and other first world problems, not that boring cancer/suffering stuff)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: God is listening because he cares!
Cancer is way down on the big man's list. Too many Grammys need to be won, and too many TDs need to be scored.
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Why did you make my penis look like a sprout?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9mhsW5aWJM
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#5
RE: God is listening because he cares!
Why not cook the inside of my home made Naan bread God?
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