Rename the virus.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

My cousins are engaging in risky behaviour to "prove" that God is protecting them. They're holding hands in a ring round their churches to "keep God's mercy inside the ring and protect the church." If any of them die from this the deaths won't be recorded.

Are you bigoted towards cousins?

May I be offended if the answer is 'yes'?

I need time to compose an appropriate rant.

Yes, I am bigoted toward snake handlers, "Primitive Baptists" and people who don't marry outside the county. Their kids will never get in a college that doesn't have "Baptist" in the name. Most of them are too crazy to be accepted into Thuggee.