(October 22, 2011 at 7:55 pm)I_Blaspheme Wrote:(October 22, 2011 at 7:31 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm sure the bible thumpers can't understand why god saved your heathen ass.
My ex's family (all jesus freaks) think it's because "god has a plan for me".
I LOLed.
(October 22, 2011 at 7:34 pm)Shell B Wrote: Eh, if god were real, *laughs* I'm sure he really just likes watching you have to give yourself injections. Much more fun than letting you croak.
As much as I hate needles and giving myself injections, the oxycodone more than makes up for it.
Maybe god just likes watching me watch football in a narcotic-induced haze.
It sounds fun, nonetheless! Can the rest of us join you?
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens
"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".
- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)
"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "
- Dr. Donald Prothero
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens
"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".
- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)
"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "
- Dr. Donald Prothero
