(April 5, 2020 at 7:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(April 5, 2020 at 7:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Reminds me of a joke (most things do):
Two nuns are driving on a lonely road at night. The car screeches to a halt because there’s a vampire standing in the road. Terrified, Sister Mary turns to Sister Ruth and says, ‘What are we going to do?’
Sister Ruth says, ‘Show him your Cross, quick!’, so Sister Mary rolls down the window, puts her head out and bellows, ‘GET OUTTA THE ROAD, YA TOOTHY GIT!!’
Boru
I read a copy of a Tweet that said, "You know you're in Scotland when you see a drunk shouting 'I fukkin hate hedgehogs! See what's gonna happen tae ya, ya pointy bastid' at a hairbrush".
As often happens in jokes like this, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub, where each orders a pint. Immediately, a fly lands on the head of each pint.
The Englishman goes green about the gills and pushes his pint away in disgust.
The Irishman flick the fly off his pint and proceeds to drink.
The Scotsman picks up his fly between thumb and forefinger, shakes it and screams, ‘SPIT IT OUT, YE BASTARD!!’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax