(April 7, 2020 at 6:14 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: This is the internet version of incest.
If that's a jab at Arkansans, I take exception. That shit went on for centuries in Europe and nobody blinked one willy wonk eye. Arkansas suffers slim pickins and the whole country wants to judge.
Ranj in college has a date go well: "Hey, my Aunt Merlice had a bed just like this."
Ranj's date: "You mean Mamaw 'Leecie?"
Ranj: "No. Wait. What?"
Date: "Leave. Now"
Ranj: "But we got handsy at the drive-in."
Date pulls a revolver from the nightstand.
Ranj: "Is that Pappy K's police special? So good to know that's still in the family. You know what they say about keeping things in the family."
Date chambers a round.
Ranj: "See you at the next funeral, unless it's mine."
