Stanford creates Smart Toilet...

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I wouldn't have it in my house, just because of the name.  A toilet isn't 'smart' unless it can:

1.  Do my taxes.

2.  Remind me to buy eggs when that's what I went to get in the first place and came home without.

3.  Come up with an answer to the wife's question, 'Which one of my friends do you think is the prettiest?' that won't result in a fight.

Boru

Point 3 is a trap!  Right now in a galaxy far, far away, a fish man is yelling "It's a trap!"

It's right up there with "does this make my arse look fat?"

To which a brave (or suicidal) man replies, "no, your arse makes your arse look fat."

I thought about trying the answer, 'Well...Betty is VERY attractive, but Susan does this thing with her tongue...'

Then I decided that I like my balls where they are, so I opted not to answer.

Boru