(April 18, 2020 at 6:19 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(April 18, 2020 at 5:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I wouldn't have it in my house, just because of the name. A toilet isn't 'smart' unless it can:
1. Do my taxes.
2. Remind me to buy eggs when that's what I went to get in the first place and came home without.
3. Come up with an answer to the wife's question, 'Which one of my friends do you think is the prettiest?' that won't result in a fight.
Boru
Point 3 is a trap! Right now in a galaxy far, far away, a fish man is yelling "It's a trap!"
It's right up there with "does this make my arse look fat?"
To which a brave (or suicidal) man replies, "no, your arse makes your arse look fat."
'This question is NOT a problem for black men. If your girl asks you if the dress makes her ass look fat, you say, "Damn straight, it does!" ' - Chris Rock
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
