Before we met, Ellen had a man walk into her flat because the door was ajar. No knock, no ringing on the bell - just walked in. She knocked him out and called the cops. It turned out that he was going to ask if he could use the phone. He was charged with criminal trespass and had the gall to try to counter-sue for common assault (didn't work).
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax