[Serious] Why I consider Atheists the Dumbest of the Dumb

[Jackie]

"Gee Wally, why don't people like me?"

"Well Beeve, you acted like an asshole."

Why do you view nature as a "program" rather than a collection of events over time?

Isn't is amazing that water will fill a ditch in without help? Was Poseidon responsible for filling that ditch?

Is Frosty The Snowman responsible for snow blizzards?

(Emphasis mine)

Of course not, you fool. That’s the Winter Warlock. Duh.

Boru

You deny the FSM DON'T YOU!