RE: DC ROCK By Brian 37
May 29, 2020 at 12:04 pm
(This post was last modified: May 29, 2020 at 12:13 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
There Are Almost As Many, by BrianSoddingBoru4, AKA Chuck ‘Big Daddy’ Monroe
A gnu is a variety
Of antelope.
I’ve looked all over
But can’t find her.
I keep some
of my spoons
In the fridge
For security reasons.
I used to shave
Every day.
Then I learned
To use chopsticks.
Corn flakes are better
For breakfast
Than tax forms,
But harder to write on.
People who never
Leave Tijuana
Rarely get lost
In Oslo.
Boru
A gnu is a variety
Of antelope.
I’ve looked all over
But can’t find her.
I keep some
of my spoons
In the fridge
For security reasons.
I used to shave
Every day.
Then I learned
To use chopsticks.
Corn flakes are better
For breakfast
Than tax forms,
But harder to write on.
People who never
Leave Tijuana
Rarely get lost
In Oslo.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax