I was dumped in the woods by my royal parents because they were afraid I would be murdered. But got rescued and when I grew up an oracle told me I murdered my father and married my mother. When I found out the oracle was right, I was like "DAMN, why didn't I booked on Jerry Springer?"
My silly way of welcoming you. Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tags off of your mattress. Hookers to the right, booze down the hall to the left, and theists in the basement.
My silly way of welcoming you. Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tags off of your mattress. Hookers to the right, booze down the hall to the left, and theists in the basement.
