RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
July 20, 2020 at 5:17 am
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2020 at 5:18 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Let's say I was selling shampoo, and a really enthusiastic customer called into my infomercial to claim that my shampoo cured her cancer. I wouldn't want to be seen making that claim myself, but I also wouldn't want to be seen rejecting the claim once made.
That's what "It's hard to say" is. The witchdoctor doesn't believe the statement, but it's on-brand.
That's what "It's hard to say" is. The witchdoctor doesn't believe the statement, but it's on-brand.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!