"Mom! Dad! You're together again!"
"Not really, son. We have no choice here, so we make the best of it."
"Oh, okay. Like when I was in high school. Where's Virginia?"
Silence.
"You mean. . . but. . . oh, this is Hell. That makes more sense. I mean. . . y'all know me."
"No, son, you're in the right place. Jesus loves your work, especially, "Daddy's Been Drinking."
"Cool. I guess."
"Now shake it off and come with us. There's a party at Liberace's and Kate Smith is going to sing!"
"Oh. Shit."
"Not really, son. We have no choice here, so we make the best of it."
"Oh, okay. Like when I was in high school. Where's Virginia?"
Silence.
"You mean. . . but. . . oh, this is Hell. That makes more sense. I mean. . . y'all know me."
"No, son, you're in the right place. Jesus loves your work, especially, "Daddy's Been Drinking."
"Cool. I guess."
"Now shake it off and come with us. There's a party at Liberace's and Kate Smith is going to sing!"
"Oh. Shit."
