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You may have heard of "planking..."
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You may have heard of "planking..."
"Planking" is the internet craze where someone lays down just anywhere (in a field, on a sidewalk, next to a park bench, etc) stiff as a board (plank) and has someone take a picture of them and puts it on the internet. Yeah, I know, loads of fun and lulz, or at least I guess that's why they do it. I don't really get it myself.

Well now there's a new fad called "Tebowing," where someone mimics NFL quarterback and ultra-right wing fundie Christian Tim Tebow, who apparently feels it necessary to go down on one knee and pray for a few minutes after throwing a football.

Tebowing article

I think it's kind of funny how they're making fun of the ultra-religious and unnecessary act of praying during football games. To me, whenever NFL players go down on one knee after making a touchdown just screams "Hey everyone! Everyone! Hey! Look at me! Look at how religious I am! I'm so religious, see! I'm praying right here in the end zone!"

If these idiots ever read their holy book, Jesus said to not pray on the street corner like the hypocrites do in order that everyone notices how much they're praying, but to instead go to your closet (or room) and pray in private.

I still don't get the planking or Tebowing thing, but I don't think that Tebowing would have become a thing if it weren't for the stupid display of faith that Tebow always seems to necessarily show all the time.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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You may have heard of "planking..." - by Doubting Thomas - October 28, 2011 at 3:32 pm
RE: You may have heard of "planking..." - by Jay1982 - October 28, 2011 at 3:47 pm
RE: You may have heard of "planking..." - by padraic - October 28, 2011 at 7:37 pm

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