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Budget cuts, you're the President.
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RE: Budget cuts, you're the President.
As if the American President has this kind of power ... but I'll play along...


Military budget gets nailed first. They would be allocated only 8% of what they receive currently. Yep, we'd be forced to end certain "wars" in certain countries ... too damn bad. Future increased budgetary allocations would only be considered if the continental US were directly attacked by an aggressive hostile force.

All politicians would receive compensation based on work performance. No more absenteeism. You are paid to work, so work!

Corporate finance bonuses would be completely illegal. They make enough fucking money. No more bonuses. Period. Salary caps would also be set up based on employee and investors payment ratios. If share holders made X amount and employees made Y amount, than CEO's salary can only equal Z amount. If the CEOs want to make more money, they have to pay their employees more.

The term, Trickle Down Economics would be banned from ever being spoken in the positive again. (ok not realistic, but god that would make me happy)

The CEOs of both Health Insurance Companies and the Pharmaceuticals would be lined up in the streets and shot on site for crimes against humanity. (this one I'm not fucking kidding about. They are COVERED in blood money and I would volunteer to do it myself) Reporting RECORD FUCKING PROFITS year after year after year!!! Mother fucking blood sucking cock smoking pieces of maggot shit!






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Budget cuts, you're the President. - by 5thHorseman - October 28, 2011 at 3:36 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by Autumnlicious - October 28, 2011 at 3:52 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by 5thHorseman - October 28, 2011 at 3:59 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by Shell B - October 28, 2011 at 4:01 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by Cinjin - October 28, 2011 at 4:44 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by Autumnlicious - October 28, 2011 at 4:49 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by Minimalist - October 28, 2011 at 4:56 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by 5thHorseman - October 28, 2011 at 5:01 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by DeistPaladin - October 28, 2011 at 5:08 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by Erinome - October 28, 2011 at 6:10 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by popeyespappy - October 28, 2011 at 8:56 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by Cinjin - October 28, 2011 at 10:17 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by popeyespappy - October 28, 2011 at 11:13 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by Cinjin - October 28, 2011 at 11:39 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by Dotard - October 30, 2011 at 10:40 am
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by Cinjin - October 30, 2011 at 1:33 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by Dotard - October 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by paintpooper - October 31, 2011 at 7:22 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by HeyItsZeus - October 28, 2011 at 9:10 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by kılıç_mehmet - October 29, 2011 at 11:31 am
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by The Grand Nudger - October 29, 2011 at 12:05 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by 5thHorseman - October 29, 2011 at 12:26 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by Violet - October 29, 2011 at 2:10 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by 5thHorseman - October 29, 2011 at 2:18 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by kılıç_mehmet - October 30, 2011 at 3:17 am
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by frankiej - October 29, 2011 at 3:31 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by bozo - October 29, 2011 at 4:11 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by frankiej - October 29, 2011 at 4:17 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by Autumnlicious - October 29, 2011 at 5:23 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by Violet - October 29, 2011 at 8:15 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by The Grand Nudger - October 30, 2011 at 2:03 pm
RE: Budget cuts, you're the President. - by DeistPaladin - October 31, 2011 at 7:55 pm

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