RE: On halloween
October 31, 2011 at 11:31 am
(This post was last modified: October 31, 2011 at 12:11 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Hershey has a secret facility full of witches that stands by all year waiting for this day.
Look, there's one now! Notice the strange white glow of witchy power over her head? That protects her from the wrath of god (which seems to come in the form of falling objects more often than not). Notice also the satisfied look on her face, satisfied with the millions of curses she's churned out today alone, no doubt. Smug bitch.
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Clearly the beating heart of evil right here... Fun fact, The Tower of Terror is an exact replica of this facility, or not.
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Even the children? Heartless sons of bitches! The lumpiness you see here is due to that Kiss being filled with puppy heads, as well as a liberal amount of chocolate creme.
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(Do you guys think I could get a job as a Hershey tour guide with this post as a reference in my resume?)
Look, there's one now! Notice the strange white glow of witchy power over her head? That protects her from the wrath of god (which seems to come in the form of falling objects more often than not). Notice also the satisfied look on her face, satisfied with the millions of curses she's churned out today alone, no doubt. Smug bitch.
Clearly the beating heart of evil right here... Fun fact, The Tower of Terror is an exact replica of this facility, or not.
Even the children? Heartless sons of bitches! The lumpiness you see here is due to that Kiss being filled with puppy heads, as well as a liberal amount of chocolate creme.
(Do you guys think I could get a job as a Hershey tour guide with this post as a reference in my resume?)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
