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Funeral expenses
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RE: Funeral expenses
(October 21, 2020 at 7:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: They do it because:

1.  Most people are religious.
Not sure that is true. My country is regularly cited as 93% catholic. That is baloney. The RCC was very browned off when we were the first country to legalise same sex marriage by popular vote.

(October 21, 2020 at 7:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 2.  The largest religious franchise is Christianity.
Sort of. If one counts all christians, sure. But there are so many flavours of christianity and none of them can agree. I consider that to be argumentum ad populum.

(October 21, 2020 at 7:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 3.  Christianity is a death cult.

Absolutely it is. But you can bet they will deny it.

(October 21, 2020 at 7:54 am)brewer Wrote: Depriving your offspring of a party?

Heartless bastard.

Hehe

Not at all. I told them that the best thing they could do for me post mortem was raise a rather full glass.

(October 21, 2020 at 8:12 am)arewethereyet Wrote: About a week after I had a heart attack in 2017 I started getting fliers in the mail for various funeral homes and cremation services.

Buncha damn vultures.

OK that's a bit creepy. Are they mining hospitals records?

(October 21, 2020 at 8:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I have a paid-up policy to have me "roasted, toasted and a golden brown" when I kick it. When Wife the 2nd died and I was faced with bills yet again I determined not to leave anyone with the same bills.

In my case, my kids inherit the lot. Including an unencumbered home. I won't care at that point if they dispose of my corpse for tuppence. My work is done.
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Messages In This Thread
Funeral expenses - by Abaddon_ire - October 21, 2020 at 7:44 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by Silver - October 21, 2020 at 7:46 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2020 at 7:50 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by Abaddon_ire - October 21, 2020 at 8:18 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2020 at 8:29 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by Abaddon_ire - October 21, 2020 at 4:30 pm
RE: Funeral expenses - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2020 at 5:01 pm
RE: Funeral expenses - by arewethereyet - October 21, 2020 at 8:13 pm
RE: Funeral expenses - by brewer - October 21, 2020 at 7:54 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 21, 2020 at 8:03 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by arewethereyet - October 21, 2020 at 8:12 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by Brian37 - October 21, 2020 at 8:28 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by zebo-the-fat - October 21, 2020 at 8:29 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2020 at 8:33 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by onlinebiker - October 21, 2020 at 8:36 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by Fireball - October 21, 2020 at 9:07 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by zebo-the-fat - October 21, 2020 at 9:12 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by Mister Agenda - October 21, 2020 at 9:22 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by Abaddon_ire - October 21, 2020 at 5:03 pm
RE: Funeral expenses - by Sal - October 21, 2020 at 9:33 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by onlinebiker - October 21, 2020 at 11:00 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by Angrboda - October 21, 2020 at 9:38 am
RE: Funeral expenses - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 21, 2020 at 9:40 am

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